Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sex With Statues - Statue Sex


For as long as I can remember whenever I came across a statue I always had an urge to have someone take a funny sex with a statue picture , strange sense of humor I thought. Then I came across a website with these kinds of funny pictures, and wow, I'm not alone! I'm thinking about sending in some pictures of my own. A lot of the people on there had some pretty imaginative ideas, especially some of the women. I went through every page and got a lot of laughs.


"Sex with Statues- Funny Pictures" is the title of a section on the PuppyJuice.com website. It features people sexually molesting, sexually abusing, and sexually violating statues.


These people are just having fun pretending to have sex with statues while their friends take the pictures. No statue is safe! Ronald McDonald get sexually molested, Arnold Schwarzenegger gets sexually abused, a statue of President Bill Clinton gets some oral sex, Elton John is in on the act sexually molesting a visitor at the wax museum. The Hulk statue gets a kick in the crotch, even the mighty superheroes Superman and Batman get sexually violated, as well as many other celebrity statues.


Animal statues are no exception, people are giving the animal statues sex as well. Sometimes the animal statues are giving the people sex.
It looks as though everyone is having a good time pretending to have sex with statues. It's all in good fun and done in good taste. Have you sexually abused a statue today?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tattoos On Asses, Tits, And Pussy


Tattoo enthusiasts refer to tattoos as "Ink", "Tats", "Art", "Pieces", or "Work"; and to the tattooists as "Artists". The latter usage is gaining greater support, with mainstream art galleries holding exhibitions of both traditional and custom tattoo designs. Copyrighted tattoo designs that are mass-produced to tattoo artists are known as flash, a notable instance of industrial design. Flash sheets are prominently displayed in many tattoo parlors for the purpose of providing both inspiration and ready-made tattoo images to customers.


Tattoos have served as rites of passage, marks of status and rank, symbols of religious and spiritual devotion, decorations for bravery, sexual lures and marks of fertility, pledges of love, punishment, amulets and talismans, protection, and as the marks of outcasts, slaves and convicts. The symbolism and impact of tattoos varies in different places and cultures. Tattoos may show how a person feels about a relative, commonly mother or father, and daughter or son, and even a favorite pet.


Tattoos have experienced a resurgence in popularity in many parts of the world, particularly in North and South America, Japan, and Europe. The growth in tattoo culture has seen an influx of new artists into the industry, many of whom have technical and fine arts training. Coupled with advancements in tattoo pigments and the ongoing refinement of the equipment used for tattooing, this has led to an improvement in the quality of tattoos being produced.


During the first decade of the 21st century, the presence of tattoos became evident within pop culture, inspiring television shows such as A&E's Inked and TLC's Miami Ink and LA Ink.


People choose to be tattooed for cosmetic, sentimental, memorial, religious, and magical reasons, and to symbolize their belonging to or identification with particular groups, including criminal gangs, but also a particular ethnic group or law-abiding subculture.


There are many websites set up showing pictures of tattoos people have gotten in unusual places including ass tattoos, tit tattoos, pussy tattoos, and belly button tattoos.


Membership in professional organizations, or certificates of appreciation and achievement, generally helps artists to be aware of the latest trends. However, many of the most notable tattooists do not belong to any association. While specific requirements to become a tattooist vary between jurisdictions, many mandate only formal training in bloodborne pathogens, and cross contamination. The local department of health regulates tattoo studios in many jurisdictions.


For example, according to the health departments in Oregon and Hawaii, tattoo artists in these states are required to take and pass a test ascertaining their knowledge of health and safety precautions, as well as the current state regulations. Performing a tattoo in Oregon state without a proper and current license or in an unlicensed facility is a felony offense. Tattooing was legalized in New York City, Massachusetts, and Oklahoma between 2002 and 2006.


Tattoo artists, and people with tattoos, vary widely in their preferred methods of caring for new tattoos. Some artists recommend keeping a new tattoo wrapped for the first twenty four hours, while others suggest removing temporary bandaging after two hours or less. Many tattooists advise against allowing too much contact with hot tub or pool water, or soaking in a tub for the first two weeks. This is to prevent the tattoo ink from washing out or fading due to over-hydration and to avoid infection from exposure to bacteria and chlorine. In contrast, other artists suggest that a new tattoo be bathed in very hot water early and often. General consensus for care advises against removing the scab that forms on a new tattoo, and avoiding exposing one's tattoo to the sun for extended periods, both of these can contribute to fading of the image.


Examples of Ass tattoos, tit tattoos, pussy tattoos, and belly button tattoos can be seen at PuppyJuice.com.